School evacuated over condoms


A school in America was evacuated last Thursday after officials were alerted to a suspicious package – which turned out to be a box of condoms.

The condoms – which, despite the current administration’s distaste for sex education programs, aren’t actually dangerous – were delivered to Des Moines Area Community College in Iowa on Thursday.

College authorities called in the police and postal inspectors to investigate the package. What they found was a box of 500 condoms.

The condoms had been sent to the teacher of a class on human sexuality, by a previous speaker in the class.

Authorities somehow resisted the urge to destroy the condoms in a controlled explosion.

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